S2E25: Austin Powers: Goldmember [Live]

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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It's the big finale of the KJB Three Nights Of Power. The stakes have never been higher, we have never been more insane. They made a third Austin Powers movie. Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 15th of April 2023, It's.... Goldmember! ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Streatham Space Project, please welcome to the stage, Strassum.
0:34.9	Hey.
0:35.8	Oh, behave, baby.
0:39.3	Welcome to another Kill James Bond live show, number three of three.
0:45.3	We're almost done.
0:47.9	They made another one of these movies.
0:51.1	That's right.
0:52.1	If you miss the first two nights, we are watching the Austin Powers series.
0:56.3	And Austin Powers is a sort of parody bond done by Canadian Mike Myers.
1:04.1	And they're terrible.
1:06.1	They're absolutely dog shit.
1:07.5	The first night, our problem was it was sort of a decent comedy and we had to
1:11.0	like fill time for an hour and a half. Again, neither of these two nights is that going to be a problem?
1:16.9	It's just, it's a very bad movie. Are there any recurring jokes that we need to clue? By way of applause,
1:23.7	who was not here before? Who's new?
1:30.9	Okay, so some recurring jokes that we need to clue you in on.
1:34.0	Firstly, Mike Myers is Canadian. I was very disturbed to learn this.
1:37.5	Secondly, the Voyager Space Probe is transphobic.
1:38.0	That's right.
1:43.4	Thirdly, the final episode of Seinfeld ends when Seinfeld is killed in 9-11.
1:44.5	That's right.
1:49.3	And Carrie Fisher, at the end of every event, comes out and is like, that's enough of that.
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