S2E20 - REWATCH05-PT02 - Trojan's Horse
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast
Allen Stare
4.8 • 733 Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
We've got a funeral to get to for one thing. Irv's funeral, where we are going to meet the "Irv-head" melon. Dylan will be delivering the Eulogy. Ms. Huang is scheduled to provide accompaniment on Theremin.
After the funeral we need to rush off to Seth's first monthly performance review as the Head of the Severed Floor.
We're also going to check in on Ricken and his re-write of "The You You Are" for innies. Devon isn't thrilled but Ricken is seeing $$ and that's all that matters to him.
Grab your paperclips and let's GO! It's gonna be awesome, Refiner...I swear!
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| 0:00.0 | Severed, the Ultimate Severance podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey there, Refiner. Welcome back for part two of Trojan's Horse, since this is part two. |
| 0:20.0 | I figure there's no need for formalities. Let's |
| 0:22.0 | get to it. Dylan was about to step to the podium in the break room to deliver an Irving |
| 0:26.0 | eulogy. Get to your workstation. It's time to reopen the file called Trojan's horse. Uncharacteristically, |
| 0:34.6 | this eulogy has been coordinated in advance. Dylan pulls a sheet of paper from |
| 0:38.9 | inside his suit coat. He's actually prepared something to use for his recollections. Dylan places |
| 0:44.3 | his notes on the podium. He says it's hard to pinpoint any specific Irving's story. |
| 0:49.9 | The least fun guy in the world, he was really fun. He was also kind of all you had, so you make do. |
| 0:56.1 | The next comment doesn't even make sense. |
| 0:58.7 | He put the dick in contradiction. |
| 1:00.7 | Dylan gets some odd looks after this line. |
| 1:03.3 | Is he okay? |
| 1:04.5 | Oh, yeah, there's the toner story. |
| 1:06.5 | Irv put toner in Dylan's water cup, but he didn't actually let him drink it. |
| 1:10.7 | Just wanted to make a point, not harm me physically. For prepared remarks, put toner in Dylan's water cup, but he didn't actually let him drink it. |
| 1:12.9 | Just wanted to make a point, not harm me physically. |
| 1:18.5 | For prepared remarks, this is an odd and disjointed group of recollections. |
| 1:23.3 | Dylan mentions how Irv wanted his help with something towards the end, but he didn't listen. |
| 1:24.7 | He was awesome and I miss him. |
| 1:28.8 | Short and sweet, heartfelt, a nice bit of commentary by Dylan G. |
| 1:32.5 | A little sugar with your usual salt. |
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