Listers, I'd like you to imagine yourself back into the headspace of 2007, and you are going

to the cinema to see a movie with the lads.

It's you and all the lads.

Blagaz is there.

Tiff, strudels, dickskin, Pido John, Spenlad, and Elliot.

Yippo, rice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All the real names of people I really hung out with.

So we're there.

We're going.

We're going to the cinema.

And Dickskin points at a poster on the wall and he says, how lads pure spits, Pito, John?

And you look over and you realize that the actor in this poster really is

the spitting image of your friend pido john and uh that actor's name is ryan philippe he looks

exactly like your mate pito john and all the lads and you have a lot of fun chatting about this you

like how pido john didn't tell us you were in a film.

You should take your girlfriend to go and see it when she turns 15.

That's how I know about this film is because me and the lads saw the poster for it.

And that's how we ended up watching it because the main guy in it,

ryanfully looks spits of one of my high schoolmates

Peter John, who later became

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