S2E2: Agent Secret FX-18

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Alright look, I never said these movies would all be good. I just said it would be interesting. This one... this one wasn't either. In this heap of hot trash, secret agent Francis Copland is assigned to infiltrate some kind of boat-based smuggling operation. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work. So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever. https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Hello, sweetheart.
0:01.0	He called me sweetheart, Marshall.
0:03.0	Maybe that's because he likes you.
0:05.0	Hello and welcome to one. Hello and welcome to one day I will get through one of these without sighing, but the problem is...
0:27.6	It's such a real sigh as well.
0:29.6	No, no, no, it's just like...
0:31.6	Oh man.
0:32.6	Hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond.
0:36.6	I under protest, I'm Alice Coulbwell Kelly.
0:40.0	I am joined by my friends and, I guess, torturers, Abigail Thorne and Devin.
0:45.3	Hey.
0:46.2	Listen, I never said all of these movies would be good.
0:49.9	I said they'd be interesting to see how the films reacted to James Bond.
0:56.0	This was also not that.
0:59.2	It wasn't even interesting, no, this one was just trashed.
1:02.2	The first 30 minutes are hilarious, and then it just gets real bad.
1:05.7	This is gonna be a pretty riffs-based episode.
1:09.7	Ah.
1:10.7	We saw FX 18 Secret-O-based episode. Ah! We saw FX18 Secret Agent.
1:15.6	And you know it's good because IMDV can't decide on what the title is.
1:20.6	It might be FX18, it might be FX18, Agent Secrette, it might have some like other shit in there. This is the first in a series of movies about a spy called Francis Copland or Copland.
1:34.3	Oh, there's more? Yeah. There's many more of these.
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