S2E17: The Karate Killers

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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It's time for yet more UNCLE! This week we meet not one, but TWO Bond Villains as they get their various pussy-getting problems solved by Ilya and Solo. Finding it difficult to describe this one, honestly.It's like three consecutive episodes of a Samurai show but where the only problem he solves is that someone isn't getting enough pussy. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Yes, I'm supposed to say something to you very elliptically, like, uh,
0:04.0	porn A to King's Mate ploy, and you understand what I mean, and we go into one of our daring escape routine. Hello and welcome to the first episode of Kill James Bond of 2023.
0:35.6	I'm Alice called O'Kelly. I'm living this joke down for the rest of the year,
0:39.7	joined as always by my friends Abigail Thorne and Devon.
0:42.4	How you doing?
0:43.8	We're deep into The Man from Uncle series now, and we're up to something that promises a lot with the title.
0:51.4	The Karate Killers.
0:52.6	Oh, yeah. This title writes a big check. Can the movie cash it?
0:56.5	We'll see. Yeah. Immediately, you have to imagine, I'm starting a big sort of clock with time until
1:03.0	Karasi is like a sort of a focal point of the movie. And this is definitely the title where I was the most excited.
1:12.6	Although I am very much five times bitten, sixth time shy about the fucking titles on these
1:17.6	goddamn shows.
1:18.6	Well, the thing is, right, you know my grand unified theory from last time that all of the
1:24.6	titles are just transposed by one movie. The next one is the helicopter
1:30.4	spies. And this movie opens with a bunch of helicopters. And I'm like, well, there's the
1:36.1	fucking helicopter, you know? And then a second later, I go, wait a second, this isn't a helicopter
1:41.2	spies. And a second after that, I go, and that's an auto gyro.
1:45.1	Yeah, my opening note says,
1:47.1	Microlight Baz and the Boys drop bombs on Elia's pussy wagon.
1:51.2	Yes.
1:52.3	Microlite Baz.
1:54.0	Sorry.
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