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BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

S2E17 | Mustard Comedy

BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

London, Glenn Moore, Glennmoore, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8924 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week the buds discuss the Riyadh comedy festival, the most devastating parodies, and your altered lyrics.


  • Glenn is on tour across the UK now! Dates and tickets here!
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0:00.0

They did it again. Flower, instead of flowers, on my birthday. And 95 minutes late, but it's hard to leave when you've shared so much. Your postcode, your gluten intolerance. Then I saw it. 25% off your first Akado shop, plus free delivery. And I just knew I'd found the online supermarket of my dreams.

0:21.8

Arcado, life delivered.

0:23.5

Geographical restrictions, min spend 60 pounds, and charges apply.

0:26.7

Max saving 20 pounds, new customers only, terms at Accardo.com.

0:32.7

It's Budpot 17.

0:35.1

17 is the age where I did my AS levels. Yeah. And in my English exam, I think I was writing, I think it was hard times Charles Dickens. I was writing an essay about. And I used the word seminal. And then when I got home, I suddenly panicked that I was like, have I used seminal correctly? Yeah. And I got really nervous about it. And I looked up in the dictionary, and the first definition was full of semen, and I burst into tears.

0:59.2

And you said Charles Lickens was full of semen.

1:02.0

I was just sat in my living room at my parents' house, just like, what have I done?

1:07.1

What have I done?

1:08.0

I couldn't believe it.

1:09.3

But I just basically written calm in an aQA exam. Do you remember the, so funny to specify the exam board,

1:18.9

do you remember the sentence? It was like seminal classic, so it was just sort of like absolute

1:23.5

classic cum shot. Absolutely. His comiest book. Yeah, yeah.

1:28.1

Oh, yuck.

1:29.4

You, though.

1:30.5

Boy, what spray is it?

1:34.6

Go and fetch me the largest juice in the window.

1:42.5

Yeah, that was a sorry time.

1:51.3

The ghost of Christmas yet to come. come yes there we go obviously yeah yeah yeah but surely that's yeah i mean definition too really good right i mean yeah exactly of course

1:59.1

it was just that initial panic of oh oh my God, oh my God.

2:02.1

What happens if they take it as the bad reason?

2:04.2

And they go, even though it was in that context, they go, he's got coming intentions there, I'm sure he had. This is a disgusting. This wicked boy. Wicked boy. Yeah, absolutely wicked boy. It's that funny thing that you do when you're a student where you think, well, I'll compliment what we had to study.

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