That's fine.

Did you notice anything different about me today?

That you're not in a robe?

Yeah, that's it.

That's what it was.

I didn't think you'd get it so fast.

If I could tattoo in a robe, I would.

That's what I would do.

I know that about you.

Welcome to SvU Pod, especially heinous.

I'm Gabe.

I'm Tasha.

We are on season two, episode 14, paranoia. Okay, cool.

We open on what appears to be two beat cops in their car, chit-chatting about being old. Computers. Can you believe it?

A call comes over the radio. A silent alarm was tripped in a warehouse and they're right nearby so the female passenger cop answers the call and says one

sergeant responding and then it's like copy one sergeant okay she's the fucking sergeant so they're

going to take off and for some reason the dude who's the driver opens the door and dumps out the rest of his hot coffee on the ground.

Dude, she did that. And I don't know why. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was him. Either way, I don't see any reason for that. I guess they don't have cup holders is what I wrote. That's what I said. I said, do you have a lid on your coffee cup?

Did cop cars have cup holders in the early 2000s?

We need to add speed.

These cruisers are lagging.

We'll get rid of the fucking cup holders, obviously. Right. So now these two cops are in a dark warehouse with their flashlights out, scoping out whatever it is they're looking for. Pretty soon the dude cop sees that his partner's flashlights on the ground and she's nowhere to be seen.

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