Ah, there you are. I'm so glad you're back. It's me, your old pal Snoop, famous dog detective. You've arrived at a critical moment in our current investigation. Yeah, I'm not going back there. That would be Sniffy, my dog detective partner. Now, Sniffy, we've discussed this case for over a month, and the time has come.

We must investigate.

You can't make me.

You see, dear listener, we have a bit of a problem with the case in question.

You got that right?

To be fair, we don't really know what the case is.

What we do know is that the farthest corner of the schlubbs backyard must be investigated.

Snoop is leaving out the bad parts.

Oh, dip, here we go.

The farthest corner of the schlubbs backyard is overgrown with weeds.

It's like a corn maze in there.

I think you're being just a tiny bit dramatic.

Everyone knows what's hiding in the tall weeds.

Monsters!

Oh, and there are sounds that come out of the far corner of the schlubbs' backyard at night.

Scary sounds!

I've heard them!

A case is a case, Niffy, and this is a case that must be solved.

Plus, it's nighttime in the schlubbs' backyards right now. Let's investigate when it's light outside.

I would be happy to do that, but you've said that every night for the past 59 nights in a row.

Let's go for an even 60. It has a nice ring to it.

But Sniffy, you always say no the next morning.

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