S2E10 - EpiCap10 - Cold Harbor (Finale)
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast
Allen Stare
4.8 • 733 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Strap yourself in! Mark is meeting with Cobel, Devon and...Mark. You heard me. We've got a fantastic 75 minutes in store this week. Some revelations, a lot of action, a few heartbreaking moments and, of course, goats.
The sacred mission of the Goats is revealed!! We also discover how the goats are used in service to Kier.
Oh, and speaking of Kier, he and Seth Milchick do a Catskills comedy routine that will make you CRINGE! Then Seth grabs a baton and leads an actual Marching Band for what has been dubbed "MDE 2.0".
Why are we even talking about it? The only way to truly experience this bizarre masterpiece is to wade right in!! Praise Kier and pass the Bolt Gun!!
Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one!
A big 'thank you' to Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Severed, the Ultimate Severance Podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Hey there, Refiner, I hope you brought a helmet and a hanky. |
| 0:17.4 | You're going to need both. |
| 0:18.7 | Welcome to the severed floor for our final epicap of |
| 0:21.2 | season two. It's time for Cold Harbor the finale. Oh, and yes, this is Severed, the Ultimate |
| 0:26.3 | Severance podcast. I'm your host, Alan S. We're finally here, the 10th epicap of the second |
| 0:31.7 | season. Remember, epicaps are quick episode recaps covering the week's new Severance episode. Although, |
| 0:37.4 | with an hour |
| 0:38.3 | and 15 minutes worth of episode, this epic cap is going to be longer than usual. A reminder, |
| 0:43.7 | epic caps like all severed podcast content come jam-packed with spoilers. Episode 10 of the second |
| 0:49.6 | season, Cold Harbor, was delivered to us Thursday evening March 21st of 2025. This is it. Mark's about to |
| 0:57.2 | complete the file Cold Harbor. At least he is if he'd ever get his outy butt into work. He's been |
| 1:02.9 | spending a lot of time with Devin and now Ms. Cobell. How about it, Refiner? Let's open the file |
| 1:08.2 | called Cold Harbor. Before we get into the episode proper, |
| 1:11.9 | there is a full three-minute review of the story so far. It might be worth a look. They do touch |
| 1:16.7 | on certain details that will come into play tonight. No cold open for Cold Harbor, unlike |
| 1:22.7 | every other episode that has included the ExtraWag opening animation, this one doesn't have a cold |
| 1:28.8 | open segment. We start the episode with the animation. Coming out of Theodore Shapiro's theme for the |
| 1:34.3 | last time this season, we're in black. We can hear Mark and Devin from the final few seconds of the |
| 1:39.8 | last episode. Do you remember the last thing that you said to me? She's alive. The last time Mark's |
| 1:49.7 | saw Devin was the night of the S-1 finale and the OTC. When we come up on video, we are on the |
| 1:55.8 | second floor of Demona birthing cabin number five. As suspected, from Devin's visit with Gabby, this is a severed space. |
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