Are you caught up on Drag Race UK?

You haven't started it yet?

No, I turned it on for a second, and this guy walked in and he's like,

blah, blah, bra!

And I was like, I can't right now.

It's too late.

I can't get, like, hyped like this before bed.

So I'm watching this Trixie makeup tutorial and she's talking about drag race and how she prefers UK over America.

Because she's like, you know, the American queens, they walk in and they're like, I'm here to slay and I'm here to stay.

And UK queens are like, I'm a right slag. Yeah. I mean, that was like pretty much exactly

like the first episode, first guy walked in. He was like dressed sort of like a frog or looks

kind of like a frog. Yeah. And he was pretty much just like screaming British slang. And I was like,

I can't. I love it. I'm also struggling right now because I know you love Gen Z.

The last time we talked about it, you called them genderless Nazi punchers. Yeah. Are you talking

I'm talking about skinny jeans and side parts. I didn't start wearing skinny jeans until like

2012 or 2013 or 14 even. Dude, same. Before that, I was like, ew, who puts elastic in jeans? My grandma, Donna, that's who. That's who wears elastic in her denim. And then I was like, well, I guess I have to buy elastic in my jeans. And now I have to give it all up. Everything that I finally came to terms with. And then you want me to part my pumpkin head down the middle. Fuck you, Bella Hadid. I'm not doing it. I feel like, well, when I put on skinny jeans for the first time, I was like, I didn't get the bottom of my pants wet from snow anymore. I was like, this is life changing. Like, I'll do that literally for that. Now I pretty much wear, like, high-water skinny jeans because it's just practical, you know? Yeah. It's ankle porn for any, you know? For any 18th century suitors out there. I dove into it pretty deep because I like to pride myself on as I get older, the less I give a shit. And so I was ignoring it for a while in like side parts and skinny jeans side parts and skin, like whatever.

And then pretty soon I was like, what's this all about? And then I'm like, should I be on TikTok? Well, so I went online and I was like, what jeans am I supposed to be wearing then? Because my body is no longer where I feel comfortable. Because now're like low-rise jeans are back and I'm

like fuck you there was a tiny window that I jumped through with those and that was the early 2000s

yeah my butt crack will never show again when I squat so I was looking online and I'm looking at

low rise dude these people are wearing mom jeans like up to their fucking tits like what are you talking about they can't make up their fucking minds the bigger the

fupa the born style you are yeah and now they have like barrel leg jeans which is just jeans where

the leg is smaller at the top and then it billows out and then it gets smaller at the bottom but

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