S2E05 - EpiCap05 - Trojan's Horse
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast
Allen Stare
4.8 • 733 Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Back again? So glad to have you! This week everyone is dealing with the fallout from the ORTBO. No more innie-Irv, and no WAY Helena Eagan is going back down there. She has a few choice words for those innies. It's not Helena Mark S. wants anyway, he wants his Helly R. back! We haven't seen her since the end of Season One.
Helly R. returns to the severed floor...but not to open arms. She was outed by Irv as an Eagan, and Eagans are the enemy! Mark and Dylan have to deal with their trust issues.
Seth Milchick has to deal with his first Monthly Performance Review as the department chief. It does NOT go well. An entire section entitled "Calamitous ORTBO" should tell you everything you need to know.
Oh, yeah...and we discover Ricken is a sellout! He's completely re-writing "The You You Are" so it now tows the Eagan line. Devon is NOT happy!
Grab a slice of Irv's Fruit Head and hit play on this week's EpiCap. It's time for "Trojan's Horse."
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| 0:00.0 | Severed, the Ultimate Severance Podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Hey there, Refiner, so glad to see you didn't get frostbite out on that mountain. |
| 0:18.1 | Welcome back to the severed floor. |
| 0:20.0 | It's time for another quick look |
| 0:21.4 | epicap. This is Severed, the ultimate severance podcast. I'm your host, Alan S. It's time for our |
| 0:27.1 | fifth epicap of the second season. Epicaps are quick episode recaps covering the week's new |
| 0:31.9 | severance episode. It's not a rewatch. My full rewatch of season two won't happen until the entire season is out. |
| 0:39.5 | A reminder, Epicabs come packed with spoilers. At the end of this one, we will be exactly halfway |
| 0:45.0 | through the second season. Episode 5 of the second season, Trojans Horse popped into the |
| 0:50.9 | queue on Thursday, February 13th of 2025. |
| 0:58.8 | We're back from the Ortbo and trying to process everything that happened out in the woods. |
| 1:03.5 | Helly R returns to the severed floor, but not to open arms. |
| 1:06.2 | This one opens on a little side vignette. |
| 1:10.5 | Remember how Felicia told Irv the export hall now sends a guy to O&D, this would be the guy. |
| 1:12.4 | We never get to see his face, and he doesn't show up in the cast list for this episode. |
| 1:17.1 | All we know about him is he's got a love for 70s soft rock and freshwater maritime disasters. |
| 1:23.0 | He's humming a pretty decent rendition of Gordon Lightfoot's 1976 ballad, wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. |
| 1:39.9 | It tells the fairly accurate story about the November 1975 sinking of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald |
| 1:46.7 | in the Great Lake Superior. All 29 on board were lost. Lightfoot considered it his finest work. |
| 1:52.7 | The export guy's face is obscured like he's the neighbor Wilson on home improvement. Felicia and |
| 1:57.7 | Elizabeth hand him a tray of what looked like dental instruments, particularly |
| 2:01.4 | picks and a few mirrors. This guy might be Robbie Benson. New cast member Benson is listed in |
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