S29E9: Wallis, Duchess of Windsor | The King is Dead, Long Live the King

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

Comedy, History

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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King George V has passed, and it is David’s time to assume the throne. The new King of England is pretty okay with it, for now – but only if his rules are followed. The people of England are pretty fired up about the monarch who they feel will be a youthful, modern twist to the staid and formal reign of the past. There are a lot of other folks, mostly the ones close to David, who do not share this same enthusiasm. Meanwhile, Wallis is still playing her hand, balancing between an ever more needy lover and a husband who will soon not be too bummed at all that she has been fooling around. What is Ernest playing at? Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.3	Holy cats.
1:01.1	Hey, Stacey.
1:01.9	Hello, Alicia.
1:03.5	Today, big stuff happening within our arc.
1:07.4	Okay.
1:08.0	So far, we've met Wallace.
1:10.3	We've taken her through husband one. She's still with
1:13.2	husband, too, having a dalliance with the Prince of Wales who is shocked that he has now become
1:20.7	king after the passing of his father. Yes, a situation that apparently literally no one in
1:26.1	England wanted to have happened, but here we are.
1:29.8	Oh, goodness. The last time we visited with David, he had had his proclamation ceremony as king.
1:39.1	The king is dead. Long live the king. Welcome to episode nine. What happens next? After attending that
1:48.7	proclamation ceremony at St. James's Palace, Wallace and David, much to David's dismay,
1:54.8	are separated for a few days. He was no longer the Prince of Wales. Now he is King Edward the 8th. And David,
2:03.8	obviously, passing of the king, he's got some family stuff, a little family biz to attend to.
2:09.5	I bet. First up, got to go to the storage unit. To take out the will, right? The first thing that happens really is the reading of his father's will
2:22.9	pops and if pops wasn't great to david in his life do you think pops is going to be great to
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