S28E12: Fast Times at Wedding High

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

Comedy, History

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Today, we take a walk down memory lane with a list of some of the shortest marriages in the celebrity-verse. Unsurprisingly, we're extremely familiar with many of them. Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
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0:11.6	Oh, that's a steel of a deal.
0:13.2	It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:16.3	Neil?
0:17.1	My name's not Neil.
0:18.1	I know, but it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
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0:28.9	Gamblerware.org.
0:30.3	Hello and welcome to Trashy Divorces.
0:33.3	Everybody's favourite good podcast about bad relationships.
0:40.0	My name is Stacey and Alicia, you,
0:45.2	I mean, these didn't even have time to curdle. What are we doing today? Not even really.
0:51.9	Hey, welcome everybody. Alicia here. Thank you for joining us for today's twist of marital misadventure.
0:56.3	Stacey, you and I have been at this trashy divorce biz for about six years now,
1:03.5	and we've talked about, I don't know, a thousand trashy divorces over time,
1:06.9	and sometimes those marriages go a really long time.
1:09.8	Sometimes they don't go that very long at all.
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