Hello and welcome to trashy divorces.

Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships.

My name is Stacey, and Alicia, you...

I mean, these didn't even have time to curdle.

What are we doing today?

Not even really.

Hey, welcome everybody.

Alicia here.

Thank you for joining us for today's twist of marital misadventure.

Stacey, you and I have been at this trashy divorce biz for about six years now.

And we've talked about, I don't know, a thousand trashy divorces over time.

And sometimes those marriages go a really long time.

Mm-hmm. Sometimes they don't go that very long at all.

You and I this week are new puppy parents.

We are delighted to welcome PD to our household.

Sweetest, cuddliest dog ever.

But wow, is he fast?

He's got a lot of energy to burn a lot like these couples oh good good good transition there

we're going to have a fun time today then keep it loose keep it fun pety is bless his heart it's the first

time we've been away from him and over a week he's at puppy daycare so we can get some recording done you and i

actually haven't talked much to each other because we've been keeping pete and the cats a

little bit separated yeah emin and barnaby having a tough time y'all aren't here for that honestly i'm

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