S23 Ep9: NoSleep Podcast S23E09
The NoSleep Podcast
Creative Reason Media Inc.
4.6 • 13.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
"2:27 AM" written by The Lost Library (Story starts around 00:05:50)
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Produced by: Claudius Moore
Cast: Narrator - Danielle McRae
"The Reading Room" written by Callum Gracey (Story starts around 00:19:25)
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Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Roger Moonshade - David Ault, Laura - Erika Sanderson, Rebecca - Ash Millman
"Live from the End of the World" written by Frank Oreto (Story starts around 00:42:45)
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Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Harriet - Sarah Thomas, Pete - Dan Zappulla, Wanda - Erin Lillis, Roy - Graham Rowat, Jerry - Jesse Cornett, Sheryl - Mary Murphy
"Bells and Whistles" written by Jordan Dahl (Story starts around 01:10:55)
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Produced by: Jeff Clement
Cast: Narrator - Mike DelGaudio, Jeremy - Jeff Clement, Don - Jesse Cornett, Voice - Jeff Clement
"Apprehension Engine" written by Amanda Cecelia Lang (Story starts around 01:27:50)
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Produced by: Jesse Cornett
Cast: Travis - Matthew Bradford, Nikki - Jessica McEvoy, Chuck Legion - Graham Rowat
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Executive Producer & Host: David Cummings
Musical score composed by: Brandon Boone
"Apprehension Engine" illustration courtesy of Jen Tracy
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| 0:00.0 | WNSP |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to WNSP's overnight programming. |
| 0:10.2 | I'm your host, D.C., here with another broadcast of The Darkness of the Night. |
| 0:17.8 | Now I know I usually start our broadcast with reports of any cryptid sightings here in Crypted Valley, |
| 0:27.2 | but instead there's something I need to get off my chest, something that really grinds my gears. |
| 0:35.9 | A friend sent me a link to a website |
| 0:38.5 | where they sell a game |
| 0:40.3 | parents can order for their kids. |
| 0:43.7 | It features little plushy cryptids |
| 0:46.4 | the parents can hide around the house |
| 0:48.6 | so the kids can hunt the cryptids |
| 0:51.7 | and collect them all. |
| 0:58.0 | Have you ever heard of anything so foolhardy? Folks around these parts take cryptid sightings seriously. We issue warnings for them. |
| 1:06.0 | If we're training our kids to think of cryptids as cute little characters worth hunting, |
| 1:14.0 | well, we're going to have a lot fewer kids around and plenty of fat cryptids with their bellies full of little capypins and madisons. |
| 1:25.1 | Listeners, let me be frank. Take cryptid warnings seriously. There's a reason we have a |
| 1:33.8 | dedicated network of cryptid reporters. It's so we can warn people about how and where they can stay |
| 1:41.8 | away from the danger of cryptids. |
| 1:45.3 | This ain't no game, folks. |
| 1:48.0 | Take us and our warnings to heart |
| 1:50.9 | before yours gets ripped from your chest. |
| 1:55.8 | Now, here's a warning about the terrifying tales |
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