Greetings, friends, welcome to trashy divorces, everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships.

My name is Alicia and Stacey. I think you've got a banger of a story for us today.

Yes, indeed. Today we are specifically talking about the marriage and divorce of actors Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, but obviously this is a pairing with

tentacles that reach out into all sorts of other pop culture figures.

Hey, speaking of pop culture, do you remember our breakup prediction contest from earlier this year?

Mm-hmm. I believe we have a few winners to announce. We'll be getting some sticker packs

sent out to you soon.

Yeah, I have to admit my negligence here because I only just noticed that Jessica L.

had predicted Natalie Portman and Benjamin Milipede's divorce, which became public last month.

Belated congratulations, Jessica.

And congratulations to Lisa M. and Beverly W.

Who both predicted the untimely demise of what turned out to be a three-long-month marriage between Golden Bachelor, Geary Turner, and his now future ex-wife, Teresa Nist.

Who could have seen that coming?

Yeah.

So before we begin our episode, I do see some smiling faces in our magic mirror today.

Who are our newest supporters that we get to thank today, Stacey?

So many smiling faces.

Thank you so much for joining the best community on the internet at patreon.com slash trashy divorces.

Marcia, Wendy W., Andrea H., Daphne W., Danielle H., Laura F., and Layla.

Holy cats, thank you, thank you so much, and huge thanks to our newest super supporters,

Christine I, Stacey K, and Courtney H. We are so grateful for our new supporters,

for our sustaining supporters. Y'all are simply amazing, as are you. Thanks for joining us today.

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