S21E18: Dumpster Dive | Rupert Murdoch, Scandoval, Cyrus Drama, Bieber Fever, John Mulaney, Michael Gambon, Natalie Portman, Jason Kelce

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

Comedy, History

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It's been another big week for a bunch of TD Alums, so we're bringing the Dumpster Dive back to the main feed! In the Dumpster today: Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is engaged. Again. VanderPump Rules's Tom Sandoval is savoring his turn as the Most Hated Man in America. Miley's mom Tish Cyrus allegedly stole her daughter's boyfriend - then married him. Justin and Hailey Bieber may or may not be having marital problems, but her dad sure didn't help things. Comedian John Mulaney is about to be absolutely torched by his ex-wife Anna Marie Tendler in her forthcoming memoir, Men Have Called Her Crazy (pre-order it here). Dumbledore - actor Michael Gambon - had two families for the last two decades of his life, but his will is surprisingly stingy to his longtime mistress. Actress Natalie Portman is now Millepied-free. Taylor Swift's Boyfriend's Brother Retires from Football. Jason Kelce, you're a real one. Best of luck in your future endeavors. Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,
0:04.3	you'd build a different kind of bank.
0:06.4	One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,
0:11.2	doesn't invest in fossil fuels,
0:13.2	charges no extra fees for spending abroad,
0:15.7	and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.
0:18.2	You'd build tools to help manage bills,
0:20.5	teach kids good money habits,
0:22.3	and give interest on personal and joint accounts.
0:25.8	So what would that look like?
0:27.8	Starling Bank, the Bank Built for you. Hello and Welcome to Trachee Divorses.
0:44.0	Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships.
0:48.0	My name is Stacy and Alicia we're doing another dumpster dive, yeah?
0:52.0	We are, it's dumpster dive on the main feed here.
0:54.8	Sure, give the people what they want.
0:56.4	Seems like everyone enjoyed it last time.
0:58.3	Yeah, I thought we were gonna go in with the,
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1:00.8	So you surprised me.
1:02.1	Oh, well, it's just a welcome to trashy divorces.
1:04.0	I was already to du da da da.
1:06.0	Ha.
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