S21E16: ReesaTeesa's "Who TF Did I Marry?" (Alicia's Version)
Trashy Divorces
Hemlock Creatives
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
If you're on TikTok, you may have already come across the massively viral "Who TF Did I Marry" series over there. TikTokker reesamteesa has a banger of a story about her whirlwind romance, quick wedding, and rapid divorce from "Legion," a man she describes as a "pathological liar." It's a shocking story - part mystery, part love gone wrong - that Alicia has been fully engrossed by, and in this Part One, she breaks down the first six hours or so of @reesamteesa's epic tale.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, Alicia here. Hi, Stacey. It looks like we're doing an intro after all. |
| 0:04.6 | We are. Welcome to trashy divorces. Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships. |
| 0:10.2 | So friends, we haven't had to do an intro. We screwed up in a minute. This episode, we are going to take you through the first 30 episodes of the TikTok sensation. |
| 0:26.1 | Who TF did I marry by Risa Tisa. |
| 0:34.1 | I got so engrossed in the story. I looked at it once wrong. And I said Ressa Tessa through this. |
| 0:38.9 | Her name is not Ressa Tessa. Her name is Risa Tisa. The correct links are in the show notes. |
| 0:57.4 | Both are awesome sounding. And yes, the username is Risa M. Tisa. We're very sorry. Girl, we got some Stella Black over here. You have told the trashy divorce story for the ages. We really hope all of y'all enjoy this. I can't say I'm proud. This is how I spent my weekend, but y'all are in for a roller coaster of a ride. That is the case, yeah. Let's go, |
| 1:04.9 | go, go. Oh my. |
| 1:18.5 | Oh, my. |
| 1:19.5 | Oh, my. |
| 1:20.3 | Alicia, you've been sucked into TikTok. |
| 1:23.6 | In a pretty major way. |
| 1:26.8 | So a lot of our trash pandas have let us know about this |
| 1:30.2 | Ressa Tessa person and the hashtag, who TF did I marry? Heard about it from a lot of people. |
| 1:39.0 | Thanks y'all. Rach and Melanie and Circa. A lot of friends reached out like, hey, y'all need to get on this. |
| 1:46.9 | I've been on it today. |
| 1:48.0 | This is not the episode that we had planned for this weekend, but we're going to record |
| 1:52.2 | today. |
| 1:52.4 | It's Friday. |
| 1:53.4 | I've made it through parts one through 10 of this. |
| 1:57.7 | 50. |
| 1:58.7 | Of 50 parts. |
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