Welcome in to the best in true crime podcasting.

This is True Crime Tuesday.

I'm your host Tim Dennis.

It is 4th of July week, which means only one thing.

That means guests are ducking out on us left and right.

That means that we're going to do a special edition of dumb crime, stupid criminals.

Today I'm your host, Tim Dennis.

With me is our co-hostess.

And you know what else is happening today?

My co-hostess is getting a special introduction courtesy of our co-hosts intro competition.

Our entrant today is Marky Mark, and he has written this introduction.

If you're ready, I have to put on my introduction or my intro hat, my super, my super announcer

hat, if you will. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, please prepare yourself for the auditory orations of a woman both

beloved and feared by all things that go bump in the night the world over.

She is known as Bigfoot's bane and mothman's muse.

She is feared by fairies and revered by revenants.

She's the lady of the leprechauns and the seductress of the succubus, the purloiner of a

paranormalist paracardiocardial palpitations, and the sultry scribe of the supernatural. She is

Jessica Freeberg. Oh my God. That was amazing. It's pretty good, wasn't it? Yeah, Marky Mark. Way to bring it.

And really challenging you, Tim, to get your words out. Like, that's a lot of alliteration.

It is a lot of alliteration. See, I can't do better than that. I just can't.

You nailed it. You're so good. I have, but I can't write better. I feel so special. Thank you guys. I just can't. You nailed it. You're so good. I, but I can't write better.

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