Welcome to Totalis Rankium. This week, round six total score.

Hello, and welcome to Roman Empress to Talus Rankium. I am Jamie. And I am Rob,

and this is round six of the rounds, and it's also the total score. Why are you laughing, Jamie?

You sound so ill. You're trying to hide it. I'm not ill.

I'm full of beans, full of beans.

Actually, I'm not full of anything because if I eat at the moment, it might just come back up.

But hey, our listeners don't need to know about that, do they?

No, no.

And I am determined that these six rounds are going to come out one week after another.

So we're doing it anyway, Jamie.

Rock off.

We are.

So here we are. It's round six. It's the final of the rounds.

But as ever, before we go through and discuss who is finally going to go through, let's look at the total score, arguably the most interesting of all of the stats.

Yeah.

Yeah, which I'll say the most interesting.

It's slightly less climactic, anticlimactic, you could say,

because we have already discussed some of this before.

But we've not discussed the dynasties, have we, Jamie? Oh, hell no. I love

the dynasties. Well, here we go. Do you want to know who the worst dynasty was?

The one that failed everything. I've forgot my names. Good. Good guess. Well, actually, no,

you tell me, how do you want me to do it? Shall I just go through the dynasties in chronological order and tell you how well they did?

...