From the southern branch of the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah,

this is obscure season 2, Frankenstein.

I am your host, your friend, your heirlover, literary mansplainer in chief, and Georgianologist

Michael, Ian Black, feeling this week all powerful.

I, as you know, have been watching a lot of YouTube videos about such ephemera as RVs,

et cetera, et cetera.

And one of the things that RVs has led me to is RV maintenance and such, which has led

me to kind of DIY stuff, which reminded me that I bought a house, and so I was like, hey,

maybe I don't need to pay everybody to do everything for me.

Maybe I can, in fact, do some things for myself.

So I googled, like, what, basically, like, what tools should I have, just as a human

being, what tools should I have, and, you know, because there's idiots like me out there,

somebody, some DIYer had compiled a list of tools that somebody like me should have,

and I was like, well, I'll just get one of these.

So the one that looked the most appealing to me is called the Sawzall, and it does what

the name implies.

It implies its sawz all, like, whatever you need to saw, it'll saw it.

It's called the Morginera term for it as a reciprocating saw, and look, I'm probably telling

you people things that you already know.

I don't know anything, you know, I never built nothing, I never, you know, did nothing

with my hands.

You know, I just, I just don't know how to do anything, you know, I didn't grow up with

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