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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

S2 Episode 29 - Complaining About My F'ing Brain

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

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Books, Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Arts, Alternative Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Lots of complaining about jigsaw puzzles and this f'ing book. But also, some SCINTILLATING questions about the nature of our existence. We are all truly blots on this Earth.  

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0:00.0

From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in the wilds of Connecticut, this is obscure

0:09.1

season two, Frankenstein, I am your host, your friend, your ear lover, your literary

0:15.7

mansplain or in chief and geogenologist, Michael Ian Black excited to continue our journey

0:25.3

together, but I must admit to you, this past week has been an embarrassment, an utter

0:32.7

embarrassment for me because I would say 80 to 85% of my waking hours were devoted to

0:41.8

completing a jigsaw puzzle, a jigsaw puzzle, a thousand piece, a depiction of a bucolic

0:50.8

battalion seaside town, very colorful, gorgeous colors, every hue in the rainbow, the hardest

1:01.3

jigsaw puzzle I have ever done, because the pieces are small and there was so much activity

1:08.2

in that puzzle, that it was hard to know what was hook and what was crook, just very hard

1:16.3

to discern, so it was hours, hours devoted to this singular and singularly pointless activity,

1:27.4

hours of frustration, hours hunched over the kitchen island, trying to find pieces that

1:34.7

went together and I made it doubly hard for myself because I wouldn't look at the image

1:39.6

on the puzzle cover, I had looked at it when I bought it and then after that I was like

1:44.9

I'm just going to do this on on my own, I had a vague idea of what it was going to look

1:49.2

like and I was determined to do it on my own, pretending he's beside me all alone.

2:00.3

He walked to something, without him I feel his arms around me and then I something dimmer

2:13.9

in the colony sakin' on on my own, anyway I really just needed to get through that

2:24.6

just so I could sing the phrase on my own, but that's what I spent my entire fucking

2:29.5

week doing, I mean okay at the beginning of the pandemic you'd be like yeah you're stressed,

2:35.4

you're like freaking out, like a jigsaw puzzle that's probably a good thing for you, but

2:39.6

the fact of the matter is I'm not stressed out and I'm not freaked out, I'm just unemployed,

2:44.6

that's all I am, but here's the thing, if it wasn't the jigsaw puzzle okay and I wasn't

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