S2 Ep88: Shum On!

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The crew is back in part one of an extended podcast--they discuss how everyone's a scammer and their personal candy temptations. Heather poses a question to the group--"what are you doing today that 5 years ago you never expected to be doing?" Tim shares his favorite Hobby Lobby signs and messages, how tattoos are kinda "out", and a new segment called "Join the Ministry."

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0:00.0	I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
0:07.0	I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
0:12.0	Why?
0:13.0	I don't know.
0:14.0	That's just what I felt like doing.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:20.0	I mean, what if someone listens to this to get all pumped up for the day?
0:23.0	Well, I think we just need to take it slower.
0:25.0	I need to sleep.
0:26.0	I'm tired.
0:27.0	Daylight savings.
0:28.0	I can like it.
0:29.0	I like it.
0:30.0	This is like worse.
0:31.0	Kind of gets it eases into it a little bit, you know?
0:34.0	It's different.
0:35.0	It's like after worship when they're like getting ready to do the word.
0:39.0	Yeah, but we're just going to drop a bomb podcast.
0:42.0	It's like when you're walking on a trail and you come to a cliff to a big expansive view.
0:48.0	Yeah.
0:49.0	And you start to realize things about your life.
0:51.0	Yeah.
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