S2 Ep86: Find Your Hype(kins)

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Vegans, more stove talk (will it ever arrive?), a local bar band, the "AMEN" guy, and bad restaurant service highlight the crew's discussion this week. Little Timmy Hypekins makes an appearance, along with some outstanding reviews of the week.

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0:00.0	I think if you look like a muppet, you probably need to change something.
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.8	Well it's like, I don't know.
0:21.3	Eat like, eat food.
0:22.8	Eat a nugget or something.
0:23.8	You know, you need to check a nugget.
0:24.8	What do you do?
0:25.8	Have a cheat.
0:27.6	Not even a day.
0:28.6	Have a cheat bite.
0:30.2	Just one bite for me.
0:32.0	I would pay a vegan $100 to eat just one nugget.
0:38.6	You don't even have to chew it.
0:41.0	I'm like, please, they often look older.
0:45.7	Vegan.
0:46.7	Their skin tends to like grayish or something.
0:49.3	I'm not sure about like, I don't get it.
0:52.3	Veganism is such a scam.
0:53.9	Like, here's the thing is like chickens, you really think that they're, they're like
0:58.6	life is more valuable than like a tomato plant.
1:01.2	I would, they're like the same realm.
1:03.4	Yeah.
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