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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep83: Artificial...Intelligence?

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The crew begins by discussing Olivia's hair loss and Furries at the mall. Then they discover Artificial intelligence comes in the form of ChatGPT, creating a dialogue and song to share. They discuss the creative process, ice baths, and Olivia finishes up with a musical number you'll be singing for days.

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0:00.0

I'm like, that's it. I'm getting everything I, every purchase on Marketplace and I've never bought anything on it.

0:23.5

Yeah, I was going to say Facebook Marketplace.

0:26.0

I don't think you're much of a negotiator. No, are you? I wouldn't think you would be. No, no, Livy is they're like, no, it's $400. Is that still fine? No, I raised it's $500. Yeah, it seems like a fair price. Yeah, like I would never in a million years send my food back. So there's no way I'm not going to shading anything. Yeah, I would. Yeah, you would. I might, but I said my food back. I've sent my food back one time because I went to this restaurant and got a sandwich and it was like so hot that I couldn't even handle it.

0:55.9

I took a bite and I was like, spicy. I can't. And I just was like, this is like so hot. You did not describe this correctly. I did this at corner 17 once I was crying.

1:05.9

Yeah, saying taking it back. Yeah, what if Luke is a sender backer, but he does it in a nice way. You just got to be nice to the people, especially if it's not their thing. If they're not like the boss, you're just really nice to him. Yeah, we'll just give it to you. It's like $10. Most of the time.

1:21.9

Heather negotiates through me. I think like with the appliances that still aren't here. Oh, yeah, I never call them.

1:28.9

Because they listen to guys. They listen to guys more. That's true. They do. So I said, you need to call them every day because here's the news.

1:36.9

Really? Maybe it did take a year. Maybe it was supposed to take a year for their appliances, but they said it would be here before Thanksgiving. So what are you going to do about that?

1:45.9

The old overprostation writing. I don't know, but I would know I just say email me that like you have if you get in writing, and you can like.

1:55.9

Yeah, I trusted. I trusted. Next time it's a place we've gone to for all of our appliances. Even if I did that, I'd be like, well, would you ever see someone over that like a little thing like no, no, okay. So we're about this. Okay. So this week.

2:10.9

We're okay. You know how you know how I've been like, I'm losing my hair. How I keep complaining about that? Are you still losing her hair? She just I'm balding. No, she's not. No, I have ball spots on my head. It's not true.

2:26.9

You just say your hair is thinning. And I look every day. And you're just like, it doesn't look any different since I met you. It's just so false.

2:35.9

Then one day it's going to hit you. No, if I showed you this photo, you will be shocked because I was telling my other friend that she's like, what are you talking about? And I showed her this photo? And she's like, Oh, anyways, that's not the point. You mean in comparison to what it was just in photo?

2:50.9

I'm saying the photo. I haven't showed me the photo. I haven't showed you because I'm all embarrassed about it. Is it like the back of your head?

2:59.9

Oh, I know right on the widows peak. It's like the opposite of a widows peak. It's not like that right now. No, but in the lighting and a few photos. I've been noticing it. And I'm just yeah, because then like this is like not bad.

3:15.9

And that's like, let me tell you something, but that's I don't want that to be a period. I'm going to tell you.

3:23.9

Ever. Ever. Seriously. When you have a baby.

3:29.9

That's going to take care of itself. For the better. You're going to be like, I'm going to make your hair thicker.

3:33.9

Well, let me tell you where can I travel is better and makes your all that workout just great. So I, you know, I've been sad about. Okay, that's enough. Keep going. Keep going. What does it do?

3:46.9

No, anyways, so I was like reading on Facebook and you know how people are like, Hey, like, what do you guys think about this product?

3:57.9

You know what I'm saying? Right. And so this girl reaches out. I'm going to say the product because no one should use it.

4:03.9

Yeah. She says, Hey, does anyone is anyone used like Deva Coral products and do you think that they like do you like them?

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