S2 EP70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Season 2 Ep 70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?” On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss a wonderful listener email from a pregnant listener, discover why Matt might get knocked out by Liverpool’s Andy Robertson and Jon reflects on seeing Pulp with Lucy Beaumont. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@cpfpl.com or tweet us @Comediansfpl. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl), Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! Join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4r6j9k… League Code: 4r6j9k Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.7	Hello and welcome to the comedians playing fantasy Premier League podcast with me, John Richardson.
0:40.4	And me, Matt Ford.
0:41.8	I think that's the best I've ever done that.
0:44.1	Yes, I'd agree.
0:45.3	I'd agree.
0:46.2	Low bar, but cleared.
0:47.9	Absolutely.
0:48.8	Such a low bar that actually we don't generate our own content or ideas for this podcast, as you know.
0:55.2	We rely on the listeners to bail us out, and they've done it again.
0:58.8	You are, I don't throw compliments around willy-nilly, as you know,
1:03.9	but I would say you are Britain's leading shit text topic creator.
1:09.6	Thank you.
1:10.9	Which footballer do you fantasize about a night of rough sex with?
1:14.9	It doesn't have to be rough.
1:16.5	No?
1:17.4	Night of passion.
1:18.4	It could be gentle.
1:19.7	Well, you've been bailed out by Jade Gerard.
1:23.1	Okay.
1:23.9	Who says, hi, Matt and John.
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