S2 Ep7: Meet the Green Man

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

It’s probably best that you didn’t find your way in the dark to The Midnight Library’s grotto to meet our Emerald Jim. In fact, please don’t worry at all, as we’re just as pleased to introduce you to several other Green Men for your bountiful delight. He’s come from long ago and many ages past to take root in the hearts of us all. Tonight, we Meet the Green Man.

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0:00.0	The story you're about to enjoy is a factual tale.
0:02.4	Read to you from a fictional location.
0:04.8	We believe.
0:06.8	Mr. Darling, before our guests arrive, I want to talk to you about Mavis Mash.
0:17.2	There's a hex on her.
0:18.6	Oh, what hex did you put on her?
0:21.2	Oh, you are sweet, but it wasn't me. I can detect it though. It's a mushroom curse. Oh no, does she?
0:31.0	Yes, I'm afraid so.
0:32.8	She probably stole some mushrooms from someone's property, and now, somewhere on her person,
0:40.0	she grows mushrooms.
0:42.0	Poor dull. She's so lonely and you're going to remove the curse. Madam, how kind?
0:48.8	A, I'm not that nice. B. Are you drunk? And C, where's the fun in that? No, I want to fix her up with Dr Boyle.
1:01.0	Lance Boyle, the dermatologist.
1:04.0	Oh dear.
1:05.0	Now listen, during tonight's reading, I want you to take this red ribbon
1:10.0	and tie one end to each of their chairlegs.
1:13.6	Madam, that's preposterous.
1:16.0	They'll get in position. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:24.0	Oh, oh, oh, Oh, Thank you all all for coming.
1:35.0	Welcome to the midnight library everyone.
1:40.0	I'm luckily your librarian and happily your host Miranda Merrick.
1:46.0	Our quaint little village is and has been a very happy home to many of us for many years has it not?
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