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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

S2 Ep7: #57 - Strange Things We All Feared as Kids

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Granny wigs, sex crabs, make a splish splash! Whew, this episode might be a choppy one, but we are gonna ride the waves that we make this week and just hope we don’t wipeout. Maybe Heath can put his newfound surfing skills to use and teach us how to hang ten! Once we’re back on dry land though, things just keep getting stranger as we talk about our carnivorous tendencies and our grievances with weddings. Plus, two members of the gang are reminded of a rivalry they’ve had that dates all the way back to their childhood. Let’s just hope that a good ol’ heart-to-heart chat about mental health (spurred by one of our call-in coffee beans) can keep this friend”ship” from sinking!


If not, grab your scuba suit and get ready to hold your breath for a modest 145 hours because the laughs from this episode of Zane + Heath: UNFILTERED will have you gasping for air!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Morais all banged up today looking very so you didn't cut your hair. I did oh you did

0:05.4

Okay, I thought like you can do bangs like whenever you want like damn that's like actually

0:08.7

I can like I can either slick it back or like tada but I just got it today

0:12.3

I like that we had a couple's little hair day we got here did okay

0:17.6

I just got my haircut done I got my haircut done a couple days ago right down the street

0:22.4

She's actually really good. You should try her out. She really sweet, too. It's it's fun

0:25.7

It's nice. It feels good to get like a refresher. Yeah, can't really

0:28.7

Can he what about you? We pants at the tumbleweed on my head

0:33.5

Can't relate to that. You're gonna grow so fast. Yeah, it literally does like bamboo

0:38.0

Every time I see more anytime I see any girl in bangs it reminds me of the time I was talking to the squirrel and

0:45.7

And she got bangs and she was like do you like me with bangs or without bangs?

0:49.7

Like she just asked me a question. I was like there's no writing out some of that

0:52.4

And I was like I like you without bangs and she's like wow and we were we got into a two-week fight

0:57.9

It was crazy

1:00.5

Like it's like why ask the question if you don't like if you ask a question you want to know

1:05.8

I'm not being told me because it was like you were like I like the bangs

1:10.9

You're asking me what I prefer. I think you look more attractive without the bangs

1:15.5

You're right. Why ask if there's no really like the bangs and I would actually like to bang

1:20.8

And it's not even like I find you more attractive. I just like

1:23.7

You ask me if I like the bangs. I don't like the bangs on your face. I ask if you're gonna get

1:28.1

And honestly, I think it's it's a better compliment or it's more of a compliment if I

1:32.7

Know more of the face. I see more of your face. Right. You're not covering it up. Okay

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