S2 Ep69: 169 - I Love MOST of Your Heart...

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

The crew discusses Tim being canceled by two people, slam poetry is back, along with questionable Fairy Tale Rhymes. Tim and Heather have dinner with the parents, which led to a discussion about getting old, winter sports injuries and comedy horror stories.

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0:00.0	Let's not go through.
0:06.0	Oh yeah, that sounds good.
0:08.0	Oh, I'm tired.
0:10.0	Production mistake number one, Luke.
0:13.0	Oh no, you're fired.
0:15.0	You're fired.
0:17.0	Who did that?
0:19.0	Who did that?
0:21.0	Oh wow.
0:23.0	I'm not the man I used to be lately.
0:28.0	See you met me at an interesting time.
0:34.0	And if my past is any sign of your future,
0:39.0	you should be one before I let you inside.
0:46.0	All I do whenever you find baby.
0:52.0	Welcome.
0:53.0	You should be like a Nashville background singer.
0:56.0	Like just hire out your services and sing like that.
0:59.0	I'm always told me to do that.
1:01.0	You should be a Nashville front singer.
1:03.0	I mean, I think she could be in the front for sure,
1:05.0	but I think it'd be fine to be a background singer.
1:08.0	I always think it'd be fun to be a girl.
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