S2 Ep63: 163 - Certified Oompa Loompa

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN concert and which virtual world would you like to live in.

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0:00.0	Music
0:09.7	Pretty colding
0:18.9	Does this break
0:22.6	We're flying
0:28.1	Oh bring it up
0:28.8	my body is not shaped like a female.
0:30.8	Sweet eating is what says an elephant is what are you at getting terribly patched?
0:37.4	That's not a kind of like you, Luke.
0:39.4	I don't like the look of it.
0:45.6	So Jackson was saying that Jackson says I'm shaped like an impolusa.
0:49.3	So which is just so wrong.
0:51.9	It's just not.
0:52.9	It is that it's not even close to the truth.
0:54.5	Did that hurt your feelings the first time?
0:55.9	No, it would have hurt my feelings if it was like a little bit true.
0:59.7	But it's just not.
1:01.7	It's the things that are a little bit true that can hurt the worst.
1:05.4	So you want to comb through that and make sure you don't look anything like an impolusa.
1:09.1	Yeah, there's just no similarity.
1:11.2	It's like, yeah, there's zero.
1:14.3	Can we do like, it's very late.
1:18.1	It's 10 30 and we'll tell you why in a little bit.
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