S2 Ep61: 161 - It's a Crazy, Cringey World

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate...

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0:00.0	That's just do it. Let's do it. Andrew Tate here for the Tim Hawkins podcast. Right. I'm an alpha male. I do what I want and I live in Romania.
0:20.0	Top G Top G Top G Top G Top G Top G Top G. You want sad news this week? I live in the Newton John Dade. Sad news from Greece people.
0:34.0	It's hard to believe in it. People are age. We're passing away. She was 73. That's John Travolta singing and he's a very good singer actually.
0:55.0	That's also good at playing a woman. Oh yeah. He's surprised. So is Killian Murphy. I will never watch that. What does it do? I will never watch Killian Murphy plays a chick. Killian Murphy.
1:12.0	He plays Killian Murphy. He plays a Killian. He's peaky blind. He's told me she'll be. That's a name Killian. Yeah. I think he's Irish woman. Irish in a movie. Have you heard of the thing in Ireland? Have you tell an Irish person to say how now brown cow?
1:31.0	He on you. What are you playing Killy? We know Brian K. I love the Irish accent. Oh, the one lady from the Irish band that we see for Christmas.
1:45.0	Celtic. No, no, no. We saw my faith church. It's definitely. We're Celtic. I forgot the name. What is their now? Do you know what I'm talking about? Her voice is like, so I think she needs like read that time story.
1:59.0	name of it. There's something about you know, we went that one.
2:01.9	There's the Irish accent. What?
2:04.2	We went that one year and then I took the kids last year and yeah.
2:08.1	What's their names? We went on their tour bus tour bus. Oh, they're the singers.
2:12.8	They're they're far from him. He's like a modern day hymns him guy.
2:16.8	What's his gag name? Guys name Ricky Skags.
2:19.0	Ricky Skags was on there with us. Yeah.
2:21.3	Ricky Skags. What's the name of the group? So we're like, I can't remember.
2:26.1	Oh, honey. Honey, I can't remember eight for eight for lunch.
2:29.6	They're so good. Anyway, we had a hot dog. I did. I had a hot dog.
2:36.6	A dog. No, keep going on the dogs. No, please don't. I want them to turn into a hot dog.
2:44.8	It'd been a while since I had a hot dog. I'm weaning off dogs.
2:47.2	Nice. Get it nice. Yeah. Bugs. It's probably the cheapest.
2:51.6	You got to get new sounds. It's probably no.
2:55.2	They're no tell it's been over a year now. Let's you have no tell.
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