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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep57: 157 - Crying Auditions

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Faculty Music

0:26.1

I'm sorry

0:27.3

That's right.

0:37.3

I didn't know.

0:41.3

You did know.

0:51.3

Sing it.

0:53.3

You tell me that this day, a part of the end, you're what I don't write.

1:09.3

I'm the one that's been done.

1:15.3

Is that express what I'm feeling right now?

1:20.3

Say it.

1:21.3

How are you, mouth?

1:22.3

I'm sorry.

1:23.3

What are you sorry for?

1:24.3

I'm sorry I didn't let people know that we're going to take a little break.

1:27.3

I don't think we knew we were going to take a little break.

1:29.3

I think you should be saying sorry to me.

1:32.3

Why?

1:33.3

You didn't tell me.

1:34.3

He told me, guys.

1:36.3

I'm just kidding.

1:37.3

You didn't tell any of us.

1:41.3

Please don't give me a break.

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