S2 Ep53: We're Going To Die, But I Don't Mind

Dubland

HeadStuff Podcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This week on Dubland you will learn, in great detail, how to get more pleasure than is strictly legal out of your pet. The Dublanders are all good and vaccinated and PJ has some stuff to say about side effects, and Apple have started to get very invasive with their apps. PJ has dicky feet but finally got a nice looking pair of shoes that also work for his foot shape - it's fascinating stuff. Suzanne has booked flights, so that's it, she's off, or she's not. Either way, she tells us about a horrific flight experience she had in the past. People are out and about, sports stadiums and airports are buzzing again and PJ talks about someone who may or may not be him and may or may not enjoy Xanax on flights. PJ is also on a national poop campaign and there are more animal facts! It's Dubland, get it in to ya! There's a great bonus episode this week which very quickly descends into a ridiculous conversation about how to measure the male bits and pieces - it's for members only and it's the kind of content you definitely want. Support Dubland by becoming a member here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hear that? It's your big McDonald's hunger calling, because the Big Arch is back,
0:04.8	and this time it's here to stay with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that Big Arch sauce.
0:09.9	Hungry? You are now.
0:11.7	Order delivery on the McDonald's app.
0:15.0	Serve from 11am. Upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders. Subjects availability, price and participation may vary.
0:21.2	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
0:27.1	100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:31.0	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:34.7	One night of winding down in every drop. Your moment of serenity.
0:41.6	Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop.
0:51.5	This show is part of the Headstuff Podcast Network
0:55.2	Alan has told us that we are really crap of bonus material
1:02.6	so he started this by now telling us he's what he's pitting us against other people in our network
1:08.6	PJ that's what he's doing he's's coming into studio now, he's going,
1:12.0	do you know who's doing very well with bonus material? He puts out absolutely tip-top content. Yeah, he gives us all the examples of these other podcasts that are really good at bonus content and then tells us, yeah, you need to get your shit together. So this does get their shit together. Is this like a producer-abusive relationship? Pretty much, yeah, but it works.
1:26.3	It's going to make everybody money.
1:27.2	So start from next week.
1:28.1	There's going to be a very specific sort of what happened, yeah, but it works. It's going to make everybody money. So start from next week.
1:28.1	There's going to be a very specific sort of what happened, what went viral, what was the big thing take? If we see something to send it to us at Dublin podcast on Twitter. Exactly. Or send it to Al. Or stop Alan on the street and give it to him personally right between the eyes. And then he will tell us all about it. send it on to us and we'll have a take we'll have at least 10 15 minutes of extra bonus material
1:46.3	that will be on the podcast every single week
1:47.7	which will be very focused instead of this usual sort of demented ranting excuse me yeah
1:53.1	and where can they'd sign up oh jeez oh yeah and you can sign up to get it on headstuff dot com
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