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Well, hey there, friends. Welcome back to Casa Day Blood. You know, I hope you all think of this as your second home, where you can just pop in your earbuds and come for a visit without spending a cent on gas. It's kind of like that meta thing, right?

Except I don't steal all your information and sell it to China and shit.

Well, who knows, Chester?

I mean, it sounds like a big conspiracy theory to me, but who knows?

I don't listen to him.

The prick's been around 80 million years and he doesn't think he can survive another two. Come on in, friend. Hmm. Alright. Hey, at least there's no cigarette shortage, right?

Plenty of this, too.

So smoke them if you got them,

and drink those glasses to the bottom.

Because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

Oh yeah, fuckers.

Happy Memorial Day. Y'all be careful out there and stay safe.

I need all my listeners to come back next week because, well, I love you. All right, there,

I've said it. I love you. Now go fuck yourselves. Hey, you guys patrons yet?

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So tonight we've got a couple of ghostly stories from authors P.D. Williams and Rory Dwayne.

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