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Insecuritea: The Insecure Aftershow

S2, Ep5: Hella Shook

Insecuritea: The Insecure Aftershow

Loud Speakers Network

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4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Crissle and Fran talk episode 5 and the tea is hot. Between work, family, and dating, Molly can’t catch a break – meanwhile Issa is living her best single life while Lawrence begins to get a little jealous of the girl he lost. Join in the conversation on social media using the hashtag #insecuriTEA. And don’t forget to follow @LSNPodcasts. Hosts: Crissle & Fran Producer: Matt Raz Editor: Ty Worley

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0:00.0

Hey guys, welcome back to insecurity. I'm Crystal and I'm Hey, friend. Hey, and we are jumping

0:15.3

right into episode five of the season right already man. We're flying right through the

0:21.0

host's season is in full effect. Let's do this. And Esa is actually on her way to a

0:26.0

dick appointment right now. You knew by her smile that it was a dick appointment. Yeah,

0:29.5

too. Who I didn't what I didn't know is who it was. I was surprised. Right. I was like,

0:35.2

which is a neighbor band. To see Daniel at the well, I knew when they were like, she wouldn't

0:39.2

be driving. Shout out to being broken doing that thing with the gas or you got to make sure

0:43.7

you hit it exactly like nine dollars and 50 cents. Like I'm not. I do not have more money

0:48.4

than three gallons worth of gas. See, you know what? That's funny because I'm not a driver

0:52.9

so I didn't even beat that that's what was going down. Oh, you know, I've done that so

0:56.3

many times. I tried my MTA after like why is she doing that? I'm not a driver since I was

1:01.6

like 14. So that whole gas struggle. I'm with you. Yes, she pops right on up at Daniel's

1:07.6

house and they doing the nasty kissing like they a couple when they opened up the door.

1:13.1

Right. Her whole little awkward special delivery routine with Daniel not playing along.

1:17.6

It's like it's easy. You're gonna shoot. Well, you're gonna shoot. You have to sign for it.

1:24.9

It's a package for your package. Handle with care or not. I got a gun. It's Easter.

1:36.3

You know, I thought it was Lawrence's voice at first. And then I was like, is this a fucking

1:43.6

fantasy segment? He was gonna do that. I definitely thought it was gonna be one of those.

1:48.6

I'm like, damn, really? They'd be catching me every time. But I know they was all hugged up

1:53.2

after kissing grind the day party. I know they bonded out the Kelly set again and

2:00.2

fingered at the table. But you know, can I just add the tie our editor hit me and said

2:06.6

that he's so clueless that he thought she was having a stroke in that scene. And he

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