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Here's where it all goes terribly, terribly crazy wrong.

She says she has to go have her other over-re-out at Stanford.

Interesting. Okay. That's what's happening. That's what's happening.

Well, the day she's supposed to be going and getting her over a route, you know, I'm off for the day.

And I know Jason's taking her to Stanford, and then I expect to hear in the next few days how everything's going.

Well, my phone rings, and it's Jason.

And he says, do you know where Sylvia is?

I go, well, you're supposed to be taking her to Stanford.

And he goes, she told me you were taking her to Stanford.

She told me you were taking her.

And then right then it was back in the day of call waiting.

Call waiting, bing.

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