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The Midnight Library

S2 Ep5: 13 - Unlucky for Some

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

You can tell us, are you triskaidekaphobic?  Tonight at The Midnight Library, we’ll either reaffirm your deepest fears of the number 13- or help you ditch your worries altogether.  It could go either way, really.  The only thing we truly advise, is for you not to count our crows...

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0:00.0

The DFS Winter Sale is on, so if savings on sofers and beds float your boat, now's the right time.

0:08.0

To find the right thing, at the right price.

0:12.0

And for a short time only, get four years. at the right price

0:17.0

and for a short time only get four years interest-free credit on everything

0:19.6

DFS what's your thing?

0:22.2

The story you're about to enjoy is a factual tale.

0:22.5

Read to you from a fictional location.

0:25.0

We believe. How many guests from midnight tea on Friday, Madam?

0:45.6

Thirteen guests, Mr. Darling.

0:47.8

Uh, no, 12 and a half.

0:51.2

Madam, who is the half?

0:53.6

I haven't decided yet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Welcome. Welcome, welcome everyone, to the 13th reading at the midnight library.

1:29.0

I'm your heartwarming host, Miranda Merrick.

1:33.1

The more sensitive among you may have noticed a slight shift in the energy and mood of the

1:39.4

library this evening.

1:41.6

It seems anything we do here involving the number 13 causes a shift in

1:48.9

the atmosphere for some reason. You've always had to climb 13 steps to reach the library's veranda,

1:57.0

upon which this night 13 crows have gathered, and I apologize,

2:02.0

refused to be shooed away.

2:05.0

One of them is admittedly a pet named Steerpike.

2:09.6

Professor Steerpike formally, but I caution you not to seek him out because he will...

2:16.0

because he's shy, painfully shy.

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