S2 Ep49: Death by Vagina

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are back for Season 3 of Never Thought I’d Say This! They share some of their recent “never thought I’d” moments and catch listeners up on what they’ve been up to since last season – Jodie’s household grew by two (a boyfriend and a dog!), Celia accidentally showed up on Lulu’s class Zoom topless, and a new parenting tactic was discovered: being intentionally embarrassing. Plus, Little Murray gets a new friend.

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0:00.0	Do you enjoy working with people from different backgrounds and being part of a team doing important work?
0:07.0	The Home Office is recruiting engagement officers for our immigration removal center at Heathrow. You'll work with people in detention,
0:15.0	conducting assessments including around vulnerability and well-being.
0:20.0	Salaries start from 32,000 pounds, plus annual allowances from 6,019 pounds and a civil
0:27.9	service pension averaging 27%.
0:31.9	No experience required. Full training is provided. Search home office jobs to find out more. And welcome back to season 3 episode 1 of Never Thought I'd Say This.
0:59.6	I am your host Jody Sweeten, along with my fabulous co-host.
1:04.8	Celia Behar.
1:05.6	Yeah!
1:06.6	Would you look at me because you weren't totally sure
1:08.1	I knew my own name anymore?
1:09.5	Because that'd be fair.
1:10.4	Yes.
1:11.6	I was actually looking at you because I'm like, did I fuck this up?
1:14.0	It's been so long.
1:15.0	It's been so many months since we've done this podcast.
1:20.0	It hasn't been that long.
1:22.0	It just feels like forever anything more than a week is an eon. Oh my God in this year in this time
1:28.7	Everything hurts. I know but we're so excited to be back for season three
1:34.0	I would like to say that our seven listeners
1:37.2	we went from like seven to ten and we're definitely back at like the original 7 now.
1:44.0	We pissed off enough people I think.
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