S2 Ep47: Creating Your Own Thong for Slap Ass Friday? OMG & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 2

Two Idiot Girls

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🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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hi friends!! this week we continued to read more of y'all's crush confessions and idk how but these ones are even more unhinged than last week?? in this episode we talked about enduring head trauma for a boy's attention, even more of our own personal pick me horror stories, and performing Pitch Perfect songs for a boy...i know dude.

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0:00.0	All right, friends, I'll go back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:14.4	Ooh!
0:16.4	This week's fun drink we're sharing a plain parier.
0:21.4	We're out of fun drinks.
0:24.0	It is what it is.
0:25.0	And I was at Target today.
0:26.2	Yeah, I could have bought more.
0:27.1	I forgot.
0:27.8	I wasn't.
0:28.9	Well, I wasn't and I didn't realize until right before that I ran out of stupid poppies.
0:35.6	I know.
0:36.6	People are like someone put a different poppie in there she said she's screaming into
0:39.7	a void because she's suggested it every episode and we never look at it.
0:43.6	And guess what? I forgot.
0:45.6	Guess you're going to have to do it again.
0:48.6	Dude, oh, here are two funny comments I saw on last week's episode.
0:53.0	Number one, I sent it in our family chat.
0:55.0	Did you see it?
0:56.0	And it said, let me pull it up.
0:58.0	It said, Drew's really beautiful but really mean like Diana Ross.
1:03.2	Was Diana Ross mean?
1:05.3	I don't know enough about her.
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