S2 Ep46: Collecting Strands of Your Crush's Hair For Cloning Purposes??? & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 1

Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 29 November 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

hi cuties! this week we asked y'all to send us some of the cringey or embarassing things you did for your crushes while growing up and wow do we have a lot of things in common????? in this episode we talked about Deison's REVOLTING straight woman era, auditioning for the percussion section to get closer to your crush in band class, and *67 calling TFFF out of every boy ever like why was this a thing???

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0:00.0	All right, friends, looking back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.6	Whoa!
0:16.6	For this week's fun drink, we're drinking,
0:19.2	well Drew's drinking an espresso.
0:21.0	I already butt-chugged mine, so I don't have that anymore, but do you are you going to take a sippy of this? You have to it's the rules. Maybe not. We're drinking a poppy.
0:30.4	Guys, I'm not even gonna lie to y', I'm about to retire the poppies, like, fun drink time, maybe over.
0:38.0	No, we'll get like, someone put like Haritos on there, those are good.
0:41.0	Those are fire, but like, I don't know if I want to drink those this early in the morning.
0:44.4	No well that's why we only get one and then we each take a step and throw it away.
0:48.3	It's a waste of money. Okay so this is a poppy and this is the orange one. The people have been saying this is a good one,
0:53.4	but they also said that about the ginger lime one
0:55.4	and they were wrong.
0:56.2	So yeah.
0:57.7	Sippy time.
0:58.7	Ginger is just so, it's so hit or mess for me.
1:02.0	Ooh, that one's good.
1:03.0	I'll probably finish up.
1:04.0	It tastes like an orange soda.
1:05.0	I'll take the orange soda, please.
1:09.0	Gah!
1:10.0	Like squid.
1:11.0	That one's the best one for sure. I don't know if I love her but she's definitely
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