S2 Ep46: Walk to School or Carry Your Lunch

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia kick off the episode with their most recent parenting fails, which involve the kids saying some VERY profane things (and for proof, Harper makes a cameo on the podcast to say it to all of you). And in case you haven’t noticed, their oldest daughters have entered the teen years. Jodie and Celia talk about learning how to accept that their daughters don’t necessarily want to listen to their advice right now, and will have to make their own mistakes as they become the people they’re growing up to be. And that just because they’re moms doesn’t mean that their feelings don’t get hurt by their kids. And speaking of moms, Celia leaves us with two pearls of wisdom from her own mother that might take a lifetime of reflection to understand…

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am your host Jody Sweeten,
0:21.0	along with Celia Behar, who is covering her face over Zoom,
0:25.8	so that I don't look at her while trying to get through this
0:28.6	fucking introduction that is always the worst.
0:33.2	We just, yeah, I made it, it's terrible
0:35.3	and I'm just come to accept it.
0:37.0	Harper just brought me more coffee
0:38.4	because she drank some of mine, so,
0:41.1	well, I, listen, I want to warn everybody you included up front of several things.
0:47.0	Oh, oh, fuck, this comes with a warning?
0:51.0	Right.
0:52.0	A, I think I've slept maybe 10 hours in the last week. I don't know what
0:56.2	Oh yeah I feel like my sleep is so bad my anxiety and I know yours is too has been like off the
1:01.5	charts I have quarantine fatigue a lot of people do. It's been like a topic of my clients as well where you
1:09.2	nothing's really wrong but nothing's really right and nothing feels normal so you kind of just want to like laugh and
1:15.0	cry all the time which is yeah yeah I'm I'm barely functioning as an adult at this
1:21.2	point I mean that's I'm always dangerously close to that anyway,
1:24.4	but like, especially now, I'm like really just hanging on by a thread.
1:29.6	Yeah, it's bad.
1:31.3	So I'm gonna, that's my first thing. I'm tired. I'm just you know just as a warning.
1:37.7	So you did something really dumb. And you're blaming it on the fact that you've gotten asleep.
1:43.0	I mean not blaming it.
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