S2 Ep44: 144 - You're Screwed Dude

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The gang swaps out Livy for Levi (with just a couple vowels), then talks their favorite and least favorite phrases. Tim softens the blow on telemarketers after Heather sets him straight. Luke and Levi relive the foundation of human civilization through a game of squish ball. Oh, and there will be scat. Thank you to this week's sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	5 Limited
0:30.0	buh buh bur It's gonna deliver A ball from them
0:43.7	Eeey els
0:35.5	You a recovery
0:44.5	Bow
0:48.2	Lift your up
0:55.5	It's a different way
0:58.7	You beingai
0:59.7	He was getting a little experimental with his...
1:02.0	...scatting.
1:05.6	That's not quite Kyle's, I think, but close.
1:11.6	Wait...
1:13.2	You're doing all that with just your body.
1:15.0	It's just my body.
1:22.0	Sounds very monkeysch, like a monkey.
1:24.0	Wait, bye, bye.
1:27.8	Wait a minute, so none of that is anything else, but it's coming from your body.
1:32.0	You're telling me it's my body.
1:33.6	That's unreal.
1:35.5	It's because no way in a minute.
1:37.1	Did she want to hear?
1:38.8	Do you know why she wants to hear about my body rat?
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