S2 Ep43: Sponging Ewes

Dubland

HeadStuff Podcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Dubland is back! And now you can support the show by becoming a member of HeadStuff+, just go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com/register and choose Dubland as the show to support, this will help us keep making the show and get better and better! In the meantime, this episode is as chaotic as you'd like for a return to Dubland. Prodcuer Alan asks them to plug HeadStuff+ at the top, which leads Suzanne and PJ to talking about Sweet Valley High for about ten minutes. Of course. Then Suzanne gets out of the religious commune she was apparently living in all this time as she discovers there is porn on the internet. There is romantic porn and the revelation that hair is bad manners. Suzanne's family has grown since the last episode and now her life is all minecraft, barbies and her daughter as an old man. Luckily PJ has some homeschooling tips for her. They talk about Covid Christmas - PJ's best Christmas ever. Suzanne's midwife talks about PJ during the main event. There's an Animal Fact and PJ sees a cow for the first time (it surprises him), look it's Dubland, it doesn't always have to make sense - get it #inurears. Remember, become a member of HeadStuff+ to support Dubland! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
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0:14.0	One night of winding down in every drop.
0:18.0	Your moment of serenity.
0:23.8	Brought to you by twining sleep.
0:25.1	Twinings.
0:27.8	Alive in every drop.
0:35.1	This show is part of the Headstuff Podcast Network.
0:44.2	Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat because you're listening to the Dublin podcast with Suzanne and PJ.
0:50.6	Joward, Dublin podcast, WR Earhoff.
0:52.9	This Alan's telling us, we're literally like school kids. This is like homeschooling again. We're back in the studio. Like, I've just had a... I won't be spoken to like this. You will be spoken to like this. I am a mother of three now. This is your welcome back to the real world now where people show you disrespect everywhere you go. I'm in it. Have you met my two kids that came before Sadie? I have more kids to fund. Oh yeah, you're right. About a hard sell. Headstuff plus. So we have, so headstuff. You can tell me how this works actually. Because I listened to Alan when he was explaining to us. He weren't listening to coffee no I got the gist of it it's an only fans for
1:27.9	radio
1:28.2	it's a podcast
1:29.1	only fans
1:29.7	so you get a bit
1:30.5	of PJ's nip
1:31.3	yeah
1:31.9	so it's like
1:32.4	only fans
1:32.9	where yeah you can log on and see shit for free but it's not the good stuff you got to pay a subscription to see the
1:38.9	you get the bonus material
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