S2 Ep43: Oh F*ck, The Corn

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In a classic NTIST episode, Jodie goes to Facebook jail, the kids get sneaky on TikTok and play “hide the giant hairball,” Lulu accidentally finds her way into saying another sexually inappropriate phrase, and the ladies talk about their Zoom game night (which obviously went off the rails). Plus, there’s an amusing amount of conversation about corn. Thanks, Dustin.

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0:26.7	Available online only subject to availability delivery charges may apply. Welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought. I'd say this. I'm your host
0:47.4	Jody Sweeten. And I think I am still Celia Behar, but I don't really know.
0:54.0	You really don't sound very sure of that.
0:56.2	You sound a little...
0:57.7	Like how am I tired, honest to God?
0:59.9	It's a long weekend and I...
1:02.4	It's not like I get to go anywhere. Like how am I tired? What do I don't know it's just life is just exhausting these days. Yeah. I think that is what it is and I
1:11.4	Or it could be you know depression, also makes you tired. So there's that. Yeah. Don't feel depressed. I'm just tired and I had to actually like cap how much news I read. I'm only allowed to
1:23.2	Yeah, I yeah in the morning and then I I can't look anymore. I'm also almost completely off social media. I can't do it.
1:30.3	Oh, I wish I could do that.
1:31.8	Uh, can we tell? did get put in Facebook jail. Well I well because it was
1:39.3	okay. Yep that's what I went well for. What was it about?
1:43.0	So, well, hold on.
1:45.3	Okay.
1:45.8	Because it was three different incidents
1:47.7	that led to me being put into Facebook jail for 24 hours.
1:53.2	And it started, it was a joke on the first,
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