S2 Ep4: I'm Not The Father!
Rents Due!
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5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2022
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When it comes to one-year-old Isaiah, Sean, you are not the final. |
| 0:10.0 | I told you, Maury, my pullout game was strong. |
| 0:13.0 | I told you before the show, how are you going to try to pin a straight-eye baby on me? |
| 0:17.0 | I got a lazy eye. That ain't my baby. |
| 0:19.0 | I met this hole at Penny Dratch night. |
| 0:21.0 | Never hooked up with a chick named Bertha. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm out of here, Maury. Fuck this. |
| 0:26.0 | I only came with a DVD credits. |
| 0:28.0 | So it has been advised this is episode four, the big homie podcast over. |
| 0:33.0 | Also be advised if this song comes on. |
| 0:35.0 | I hope you don't have cocktails deep and ready to fuck shit up over. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, that was a Super Bowl halftime show last night. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm sparking one up right now for the West Coast. |
| 1:07.0 | Haibok suit Mata Ley Bay. |
| 1:18.0 | You hear people do a too many pulls, that means they're running low on weed. |
| 1:24.0 | So you get all of it, the blood system. |
| 1:30.0 | You got to crawl before you walk. |
| 1:35.0 | I put a fuck around burn my new bike. I got to watch out. Superbowl was awesome. Obviously rams one, but you know what the real winners, the real winners was not a drake stoop dog 50 cent Mary J blodge and M&M. |
| 1:49.0 | All I heard were tracks popping. I was in the Harris sports book. I try to record down there. Later in this episode, I'd say that I am going to be recording down there and I forgot to take the shit with me. |
| 2:03.0 | So we didn't really have a chance to do that. Last day in Vegas driving L.A. today with my lady. We're going to L.A. I've had a storage unit. I'm not proud to say this guys. I am not proud of this. I got a storage unit in 2015 and well, I still got the goddamn storage unit. It started off at $70 a month. |
| 2:31.0 | Now we're up around a buck 90 a month. It's 2022. Do the math on that guys even at 150 a month since 2015. I'm getting rid of that goddamn that storage unit today though. I've had enough of paying that bill. |
| 2:54.0 | Life's been good the last few years. So I said, I fuck it. I didn't really realize, you know, when, when buck 90 just pops out. |
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