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S2 Ep39: People Who Stand Up as Soon as the Plane Lands Deserve to be in Jail & giggling at your pet peeves pt. 1

Two Idiot Girls

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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hi friendsss! this week we asked y'all to send in your pet peeves and we LITERALLY couldn't agree more??? in this episode we talked about the sin that is chewing with your mouth open, why thinking of celeb gossip doesn't make you better than me, and why romanticizing serial killers is the upgraded Pick Me girl?????

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0:00.0

All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls. So our fun drink for this week we got a lot of suggestions

0:21.1

I need to vinyl of them and write them down. Some of them were not going to do. Someone said Aloe vera drink. I'm not going to do that, Queen. I actually have some of those. An aloe vera drink? I think so, yeah. They got sent to me. No no I have coconut water too I know what

0:34.4

coconut water is you looking at me like I can tell the difference like I can't

0:38.2

read all of a sudden no I have I think I have some in there. But yeah.

0:43.2

Fine. Yeah, but we do. Today we have StarBees. The one and only.

0:49.5

Tell the people, mine's easier. I get a pumpkin spice latte,

0:52.8

venti, made with oat milk and no whip because I'm not a sicko.

0:56.6

I used to be that girly, I got kind of tired of them, unfortunately,

1:00.8

so I switched to the pumpkin cream cold brew but I do no vanilla syrup

1:07.6

Three pumps of sugar-free vanilla and then I have a little tiny bit of all milk in there but it's fire. You know what's funny is I had

1:14.4

someone make one of those videos that they were like this is what Drew drinks at

1:18.6

Starbucks and she got the drink the exact drink that I just described to you.

1:22.7

Oh, okay.

1:23.4

But she added six pumps of sugar-free vanilla.

1:27.4

I don't know why, but I was like, girlly, I don't get six.

1:30.4

I think she was basing it off the cup size. So, so she was like if you get a tall, get one.

1:35.0

If you get a grande get three, if you get a venti get six.

1:38.0

And I was like, no, babe, I get three.

1:40.0

That will fuck up my stomach.

1:42.0

Like that will sugar. Yeah, it turns my insides to have too much sugar,

1:45.9

like a true old person, I like can't do it.

1:48.4

Yeah, the other day I got like an iced tea from a Pete's coffee.

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