S2 Ep36: To Eat a Mockingbird

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

The gang is back for an epic 2022! This week, Jackson steps off his soap box and takes a seat to join the conversation. (Don’t worry…ranting to follow). Everyone puts their heads together to try and make certain rap songs family friendly, Livy educates everyone on the art of the fitted sheet, and Jackson goes full-on Scottish. A sprawling fast food discussion ensues that will surely be referenced in academic papers. Plus, Omicron itself calls in to profess both its iron-fist rule and its fandom of the show...so sweet!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, we're locked and loaded, loaded for bear.
0:11.9	Here we go with a full metal jacket of fun and frolic for 2022.
0:16.2	I remember when we were going to party like it's 1999.
0:20.5	That was 23 years ago.
0:22.0	Does that freak anybody out?
0:24.2	Actually, you remember back in 1999, people were freaking out over Y2K.
0:29.2	Remember when Y2K was the only issue we were worried about?
0:33.4	Such a build up, you know, is the world going to end?
0:35.5	You know, here it comes.
0:36.8	Oh, okay.
0:39.0	Nothing happened.
0:40.8	We've had many dragons to slay since then, and there will be more, surely.
0:45.5	Now the dragon is the evil Omekron.
0:47.8	I actually think we have him on the line.
0:49.4	Omekron?
0:50.4	Yes, his eye.
0:51.4	The greater the draw bow to me.
0:56.3	Why should we bow to you?
0:57.6	How dare you question the greater Omekron?
1:00.1	You have no idea what you're doing.
1:01.7	My power is all encompassing.
1:04.0	You don't sound that powerful to me, sir.
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