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You Don't Know What You're Doing

S2 Ep36: Christmas Special - Sort Of

You Don't Know What You're Doing

David Earl / Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.7 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

David (from his car in a petrol station) joins Jon and Alfie to chat all things Xmas. And other stuff as well.


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0:00.0

You don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know, don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing, and sex, lowing, league football and sex. Low league football and sex are sex.

0:21.6

You don't know what you're doing.

0:36.6

You don't know, don't know what you doing. You don't know, don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know don't know what you're doing

0:39.3

you don't know don't know what you're doing you don't know what you're doing you don't know

0:43.3

black legs yeah

0:45.3

gotta leave the bow and sex

0:48.3

I'm sex

0:49.3

Have had legs yeah

0:51.3

You never leave the ball

0:52.3

sex

0:53.3

To sex House Yeah this oh my leg the bone and sex or sex

1:08.0

this is the Christmas episode right Yes, Merry Christmas. Sorry, I've reused this jumper twice now. This is the second time. I'm using it for Chris. I don't. I need to go out my beard and stuff done. Me too. Look at me. I know, yeah. There's a bloody, I don't know what to say, but... Beards can make you look like so much better, but they do need a lot of, like, love and care. Yeah, mine's not. Yours is great though. Yours is not very patchy. I feel like mine's quite... Thank you. Patch, you got a very strong beard. Oh, I might have to... for audio listeners as well, I might have to, uh, there might be a weird stop in this because we're using my Zoom and I don't have a pro version. It stops up. I have the pro version, but I don't know how it sends out. I don't know how to send out a link and shit. I'm not actually, David's out and about. he's just message saying he's parked at the petrol station, which I'm really excited about. You know, I'm allowed on your phone at the petrol station, I? No, why is that? I don't... Isn't it because, like, if there's loose... I don't know. It's like, is it kind of like... I remember I filled up at Tesco's once and the lady shouted at me through the...

2:19.3

On the Tanoi, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, I think it's like the plane thing, it's a little bit of a myth that, you know, like, you don't actually need to go on airplane mode on flights. Right. And I always are. precautionary I think rather than they think something's actually going to happen and the and the

2:37.3

shutters And I always ask. It's like, it's precautionary, I think, rather than they think something's actually going to happen.

2:36.6

And the shutters.

2:38.7

They make you put the shutters up.

2:40.0

Why is that?

2:40.7

I don't.

2:41.3

It freaks me out.

2:42.7

It makes no sense.

2:45.0

David L.

2:45.4

Oh my God.

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