S2 Ep352: You're Scaring The Hoes ft Abe
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Hello Dysfunction
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Welcome Abe! Home school, the Bay Area’s weird white culture, Juggalos and a respectable scam. San Francisco’s shift, gentrification, Swamp Storiez reveal and we hate Walnut Creek.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, guys, welcome to Hello Dysfunction. This is episode 352. I'm here with my friend, Abe. |
| 0:18.1 | Hey, how you guys doing? You might recognize here. |
| 0:20.3 | Hi front and varying memes, you probably hate me. |
| 0:22.6 | No, great. |
| 0:37.5 | I was asking my kids earlier, like, you follow him? Did they say yes? Hell yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. You're like our Bay Area correspondent. I kind of it. It was like, it just started like a meme thing and then I just started ranting and that became its own like thing and it, yeah. |
| 0:40.1 | I didn't think it was gonna work, but then shit started popping off and I was like, okay, I guess I'll just keep going. Because the thing is like, you know, like this is like very well done and planned. Most of it just me in a car screaming. But it worked. It were, yeah. Points are always made. |
| 0:52.2 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:53.2 | There's nothing in my mind either. |
| 0:54.2 | It's like just coming from my soul. |
| 0:55.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:56.2 | You're always on the Yeah, I know. There's nothing in my mind either. It's like just coming from my soul. |
| 0:55.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:56.0 | You're always on the right side of things, which I appreciate. Yeah, no, I just like, I just don't like seeing fucked up shit happen. Like it's like, and like, I also just like, there's like something in me that's like really annoyed by hypocrisy. Yeah. the bays very into being hypocrites. |
| 1:08.8 | Like, they're like, |
| 1:09.5 | very much. |
| 1:10.0 | We care about everybody, |
| 1:11.2 | but only if you're rich. |
| 1:12.4 | And only if you're not in my yard. |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 1:14.4 | Or, And I think the Bay is very into being hypocrites. Like they're like, very much. We care about everybody, but only if you're rich. |
| 1:11.6 | And only if you're not in my yard. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah, exactly. |
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