S2 Ep350: Blame The Worms ft Jaymee
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Welcome Jaymee! RIP Midnight, a weekend getaway, wild birthday parties and permanent effects of SSRI’s. Scotch tape is more useful than we thought, watch your mouth, bring back quick executions and we might be running out of gas.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. Welcome. Welcome, guys to Hello to Hello Disfunction, Episode 3.50. I'm your host. The amazing host, Potterfria. This is the amazing guest, Jamie. I'm back. He's back. |
| 0:25.6 | Thank you so much for coming back. I was just telling her, I watched the episodes and I laugh |
| 0:31.5 | like I wasn't here, like I wasn't part of it. And I'm excited to do it again. I know. I feel like once I start talking and I get |
| 0:39.1 | going, I don't stop. Yeah, I know. I don't stop. It's so fun. It's always been that way. So you're |
| 0:45.1 | an excellent guest to have. Thank you for having me back. What's been going on? How's life? |
| 0:52.1 | Life's been good. How's work? Work is good. I feel like generally I don't like to work, but if I had to, I'm grateful I have this job. You have a great job. I do. You have a big girl job. I'm very proud of you. It's one of the more fun ones. Yeah. Work's been really good. My baby's been really good good the dog situation has settled itself out do you |
| 1:12.5 | want to i mean now you kind of got an update about midnight what was his name his name was storm |
| 1:18.5 | storm i keep calling him fucking midnight that was a cute name i wish i would have thought about that |
| 1:22.0 | um i did end up putting him down in february and it was sad fuck. RIP. RIP midnight. But he was a fucking asshole. And he was dangerous. You tried. I tried. You did every step that a parent could. Yeah. And I was looking back at our pictures, like the pictures I had of him. And I didn't realize that I got him when he was four months. And he got really like aggressive and reactive around like seven months. I was going to say immediately. Like what the fuck was I supposed to do? Yeah, immediately. At seven months old, he was already trying to bite people and shit. And like 100 pounds at that point. Yeah, he was like 75, 80 pounds at that point. So I did put him down in February and it was like really sad because I had to like sit there and like see it. why did you have to do that? Because I didn't want to leave him by himself. Oh, you chose to do that. Yeah. Okay. You didn't have to. Yeah. I didn't want to leave him by himself. So yeah. That was really rough. And you know, TBAH, things have been a lot easier since then. Yeah. I know. Yeah. It's unfortunate, but it had to be done, you know? It had to be done. Didn't you have another incident? I mean, I don't know if you can talk about that. He never bit anybody. He almost bit me. So, like, he had started getting really tired of me, like, correcting him and, like, pulling on him and shit in, like, one time. Because he would be cool sometimes when he's seen other dogs like he would look and then turn his head but if a dog barked at him he'd be like for real yeah like I'll eat you yeah he would try to like eat them so one of the times I was correcting him and I think he just got tired of it because it was like bitch you're you're correcting me 40 times on the walks and he like turned around like I got hella scared. |
| 2:54.4 | I thought it was going to bite me. |
| 2:55.7 | I was like, oh. |
| 2:56.9 | Did he snap at you? |
| 2:58.3 | He like, he was like snapping around like in front and then when I corrected him. |
| 3:04.0 | He like turned around and like jumped on me a little bit which he's done before but it was |
| 3:08.0 | like I felt like during an aggressive moment yeah yeah I felt like at that time he was gonna bite me and |
| 3:12.7 | I got really scared and I was like oh you've got to go yeah yeah so then I think like two or three |
| 3:17.2 | days later yeah and um he's shit in my car on the way there and he's never shit in my car before |
| 3:23.1 | so I'm like oh my god it's like |
| 3:24.5 | he knew yes it was rough oh yeah um but I think the overall stress of having to deal with that |
| 3:33.6 | every day and like the panic attacks and shit like it's all gone now there's yeah it's just I feel |
| 3:38.4 | and you have a small child and yeah son I you and him were like the same size. So like you can't be, you know, taking them kind of. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't be taking them chances with a dog that's like your neck and neck. You know what I'm saying? And then my neighbors, I think I said this last time. I was turning into like a pariah in my neighborhood. They'd be like, oh, black lady with a scary black dog. Oh, yeah. We can't have that. And my neighbors have like their little like also not super nice dogs, but like I don't live in a neighborhood where you could just be like black. The pit bull owners. Yeah. Yeah. I don't live in that kind of neighborhood. The King Corso owner. |
| 4:15.3 | Yeah. |
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